if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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