i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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