i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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