Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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