If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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