then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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