Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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