But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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