what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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