so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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