Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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