my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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