Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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