Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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