Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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