People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize