My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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