Swine flu. Run for my life!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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