All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
God, I missed his penis.
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