I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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