im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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