The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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