It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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