How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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