you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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