He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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