Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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