yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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