This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize