i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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