Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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