I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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