I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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