How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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