we have pet lesbian snakes
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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