she was so not down for the gang bang
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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