dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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