i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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