No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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