So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think my fart just growled at me.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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