awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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