Hey man sorry I got all grabby
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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