I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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