this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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