so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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