fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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