Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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