please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
