office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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