I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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