remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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