Those balls look pretty dangerous.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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