Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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